I watch a lot of television. I'm a media studies major so I call it homework. And I love Bravo. Well, the Real Housewives series. It's an unholy addiction. Anderson Cooper watches it too, so I'm in good company. (If you do not love ACoop as much as I do, please leave.) I regularly watch Atlanta, New Jersey, trying to watch New York, and proudly watch Beverly Hills. I've seen a few episodes of Orange County, but it didn't really do it for me.
What I love about Atlanta:
Kandi, Kim, NeNe, Phaedra, and Dwight (the guy with the bad plastic surgery).
MY GOD. I want all these people to be in my life because they're so ridiculously bad. It's saying something when I think Kandi and NeNe are the most sane of all of them. The BEST one-liners that I have incorporated into my daily life (and pretend I made up if I found out someone indeed lives under a rock and doesn't know about this television gold). "Boughetto"? "Mmhmm"? "Sugar in your vajayjay" as a new slang term for yeast infection? GOLD, PEOPLE, GOLD.
What I love about New Jersey:
That Danielle is leaving the show, finally. Yeah, she was the villain, but I feel like a horrible human being laughing at her antics. She probably has a mental illness or two. But I LOVE Teresa and her daughters. They are the most amazing human beings I have ever seen. You will never see more leopard, pink, and sparkles than you do on these people. And they complain. ABOUT EVERYTHING! I swear one episode will feature them complaining about air. What will Joe do about it? Buy new air for them! In a recession! Then get rewarded with tabloid covers! I die*.
| My future (imaginary) children will look exactly like this. |
Amazing.
What I love about Beverly Hills:
Camille Grammer, the rich villain
| What emotion is this people?! Is she just trying to read something far away?! I can't tell! Answer: Gas. |
Most of the women are unreadable, but Camille takes the cake. Her face, and voice for that matter, stays exactly the same except when she gets angry/upset/outraged. I think. Like Kyle, I think she's delusional too, but you guys it's reality television. If they don't have some sort of mental illness or personality disorder, they don't belong on my television screen.
I actually like Kyle. And Lisa.
In all honesty, I love Andy Cohen most. I'm thinking about staying home on New Years Eve just to watch him on television with all the housewives. DID YOU HEAR THAT ANDY? CAN YOU HEAR ME? I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN! Also, I want to be a writer and I want to write for these (read: any) shows!
*See what I did there? Shout out to Rachel Zoe!
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